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Happy New Year!

Published on December 31, 2013December 31, 2013 by Glorialana36 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for the 31st of December! It is a great day! Every this day in every year is magical and miraculous. Ded Moroz is today’s hero. I am waiting for him with all my heart, I know for sure he brings a joy to explore new wonderful things, new countries, new meeting with fantastic people.

Ded Moroz is Santa Claus’s brother, but the differences are between them.

There is a bottle of champagne on almost every table every the 31st of December wordwide. I was lucky to introduce with father of champagne person to person in the town of Saint-Menehould, France. Please meet the next main hero of New Year Eve, Dom Perignon is on the stage.

My dear, beautiful friends, my dearest Gods and Goddess, I am incredibly happy to write these words and love to feel your reading eyes. Happy New 2014 year!

Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
Bring you sweet surprises–
A happiness buffet.
Happy New Year to you,
And when the new year’s done,
May the next year be even better,
Full of pleasure, joy and fun.

Tears of happiness are rolling down on my smiling cheeks now. Let’s sing together wonderful ABBA’s “Happy New Year!”

Thank You for You, thank You for 2013 and thank You for future happy 2014!

P.S. I love you.

12 Friends

Published on December 23, 2013December 23, 2013 by Glorialana49 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for the 2013. The year is significant for me because of my friends I have met here, on our WordPress planet. I have received the one star of the Award Blog of 2013 from Dr.Rex and the second star is from Wall Grimm. My grateful heart hugs you with all love I am granted by Universe. You know sometimes the words are weak to describe the feelings. It is the case. I am able to say just “Thank You!”

In my life 2013 was rich and generous for beautiful experience and wonderful meetings. One of the brightest experience of the year I have felt in Luxembourg. It is was the magical time of Elephant Parade. Could you imagine a city where wonderful, beautiful, kind elephants are everywhere?! Oh no, again a words can not express my admiration! Only my singing heart are vocalising the names of my friends of 2013 with whole coloration of the divine sounds. Please accept the Award:

Linda, your Star is young and bright, so be radiant and loved! All stars on the elephant are twinkling for you and dancing a waltz only with you!

Sindy, your being is inspiring my way, your words are reflecting your beauty and freedom. Butterflies adore you and the elephant gives its with Universe Soul… to you.

Shree, your heart is singing in unison with mine! What’s the beautiful duet we create! The elephant likes your melody and shares deep wisdom with you and me.

Robin, your colorful life is the Masterpiece of God. Your dreams are on the way for coming true, the gold line is the way, the elephant knows. Just follow!

Claudia, your laughing enlightens Universe, your smiles warm my way. The elephant tells you a funny story only you can understand. Please share it with us.

Chris, the elephant is for you. I know you like its vintage style glasses and the happy motor rally New Year prepares for you. Keep tight the rudder of your car.

Brenda, your fairy tales are magical and true I believe in by my whole heart. The elephant brings to you The Ocean, your Golden Fish is waiting…

Mark, your app is wonderful. I am happy to write these words because of my child is painting your pictures by numbers on iPad. The elephant brings you a happy family of monkeys, perhaps we’ll see them in your app.

Veraiconica, I have just met you and I am happy to touch your beautiful world. The elephant is rainbow, let New Year to paint your way in the same manner!

Sonal, your kitchen is my dream I am trying to imply in my life. Your softness and warmness the elephant reflects. Thank you for your love you are so generously spreading.

Charron, your way is sparkling as your Soul. Creative New Your the elephant wishes to you. We all are happy to enjoy the rays of your happy and wise stories.

Meadow Walker, you know the mystic enigmas of a herbs and please add a little Good Luck for all of us in New Year. The elephant will help you. I see and love your smile.

Thank you, my friends, for your being in my life. I am here because of you. Merry Christmas!

King and Troll

Published on December 17, 2013October 15, 2016 by Glorialana34 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for the Miracle of breathing and seeing our beautiful world. We are on the Pink Granite Coast. What’s the magician place! The King and the Troll are waiting for us.

The Pink Granite Coast, so-called because of the colour of its rocks, is one of the most beautiful stretches of Brittany’s ( France) coastline. This type of pink rock can only be found in two other places in the world, Corsica and China.

Be wary of the loathsome troll
that slyly lies in wait
to drag you to his dingy hole
and put you on his plate.

His blood is black and boiling hot,
he gurgles ghastly groans.
He’ll cook you in his dinner pot,
your skin, your flesh, your bones.

Do you recognise your fear? Ha-ha, this funny stony troll is your biggest obstacle to live a life you want! Could you imagine that the troll’s tongue in Miley Cyrus style is your fear which is kidding on you?!

The Lion is Courage.
He is your King
You have forgotten
In the friendship with the troll.

The Path is difficult
But only yours.
The King will open you the door
The key is yours, it is Courage.

“Our route toward spiritual evolution is radiantly clear. We all have our own unique individual journey to walk toward enlightenment. Living on the brink of evolutionary change means that new ground is being broken and new consciousness is being raised. Truth is of the essence – we have no dogma, no set formula, no prescribed rules, no false standards to follow,” Linda Tucker is writing in her “Mystery Of The White Lions”.

“All we have is the truth within our souls. I believe most of us want to follow the light, the path of healing and not destroying our earth, but we don’t have the courage, the lion heart, to follow our individual truth toward enlightenment. Giving in to our fears, we bury our “gold” beneath the false value systems of our societies, and we attempt to comfort ourselves with the notion that we have no power or responsibility for what is happening to our world. The reality is that, potentially, we all have the power of light – the Lion – within us. The very first step is to overcome our fears. Thereafter, our hearts will lead the way.”

The very first step is to overcome our fears. Thereafter, our hearts will lead the way – I repeat Linda’s words again and again.

Below I suggest you to spend just 5 minutes of your life for a wonderful and encouraging animation with magic music from Peer Gynt by Edvard Grieg.

You know the troll is just a picture my imagination have created. Have you really seen the troll? So, congratulations, you are in my company. We are here to overcome our fears. Thank you for sharing my way.

In My Shoes

Published on December 13, 2013December 13, 2013 by Glorialana35 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for versatility You so generously provides to all of us. Do you hear “versatility” my brain have recognised “vitality”. We are vital because of we are versatile.

A versatile and intelligent blogger Shaun who is looking for a reasoning to a complicated world have nominated me for The Versatile Blogger Award. Thank you, Shaun, the Award is important for me because of providing my vitality.

Rules:

1.Thank the person who gave you this award. Done.
2.Include a link to their blog. Done.
3.Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly. Done.
4.Nominate those 15 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award. Done
5.Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself. Done.

To know a person better walking a mile in his or her shoes we have. I am a woman so I invite you for a walking in my heels. So the 7 thing about myself I will tell you. Actually these heels are mine metaphorically. Footwear designer Kobi Levi creates shoes on the level of art for the feet and exactly reflects a versatility of my person.

In my cat shoes I declare my femininity. As a cat woman I am tender and warm. I love my red velvet dress with deep décolleté and warm pyjama with polar bears. The first tells me about cat confidence and the second allows me to feel fluffy and playful kitten.

In my dog shoes I am devoted to my family and friends. I am incredibly happy to meet your likes and comments with a dog’s tongue outside of my smiling mouth.

In my swan shoes I dream to be as slim and gracile as a ballerina in “Swan Like”. Three yoga classes and two swimming sessions weekly are working.

In my mallard duck shoes I am the epitome of glamour. Glitter and sequins I adore. Could you hear this Diva on the stage? Yes, it is me.

I my toucan shoes I am stubborn. I can do one exercise for 25 times every day until the exercise is a part of my being.

In my violin shoes I am a teacher of the piano. I teach children to touch the keys according their feelings. From the first steps we learn to be happy by expressing our feeling on the 88 keys of the piano. Great composers help us.

The seventh things about myself I tell you in my home shoes I am sitting in now and writing to you my main words: Hello God! Thank You. I love you.

My nominees for The Versatile Blogger Awards

So I am accepting the Versatile Blogger Award with gratitude and honour. Thank you for a walking a mile in my heels. I hope it was light and pleasant moment in your life. Have a happy weekend!

First Date

Published on November 30, 2013November 30, 2013 by Glorialana22 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for Today. Today is the great day. 6 years ago I with my dream man tied the knot with promises to love each other for the end of the days. We are Family and celebrating today’s wedding anniversary with our grateful hearts for each other. We are lucky to meet and blessed by touching of Love.

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year”, said Paul Sweeney. I think our this year order is: love is unconditional, partnership is friendship, trust is deep, tolerance is peace and tenacity is strength.

Every marriage begins from the first date. I have a humorous memories about our first date. With warm smile I am sharing with you my wedding day photos. You know the day was crazy, we had forgotten a camera and taken a photos by mobile phone. So it was in 2007!

Painted my nails

Painted my toes
Put on my lipstick
Powdered my nose
Plucked my eyebrows
Curled my hair
Can’t decide
What to where?!
Should I wear jeans?
Or perhaps a dress
I’m very nervous
I must confess
Butterflies in my stomach
Now I can’t think
Will he like me
Will he not
My front door key
Oh no I forgot !
What time is it?
My god I’m late!
Don’t you just hate
Going on a first date?

As 6 years ago I promise to be the best wife possible today and my husband promises the same. I know it is true. We are born to be ultimately happy and for each other!

Thank you for your smile and this happy possibility to celebrate Today with you!

Key to Immortality

Published on November 18, 2013November 19, 2013 by Glorialana11 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for a dolls our children play with. You know I tell you a secret, whispering “I am writing this post because of my child is busy with her dolls”. Thank you, dolls of my daughter.

We were walking around wonderful Château de Josselin and the French told us how to love in the previous post. Today the French family – the owner of the castle share with us the code to the Key to Immortality.

At the end of the 19th century, the Duchess de Rohan, great-grandmother the present owners of the castle, started to collect dolls. She has collected a dolls and toys of children for four generations and the fine collection was born.

This private collection, the most important in France, is composed of more 5000 dolls, toys and games, ranging from the 17th century up to present day.

“Childhood is measured out by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows”, said John Betjeman. I know now why our own faces are grey in a mostly cases – because of this dark hour of adolescence.

My pretty, pretty Josselina

You live in the country

Where the Sun is brighter

The grass is greener.

Celestial Light of childhood,

I am floating in,

Gives the rays of understanding

The main enigma of life:

Why Le Petit Chaperon Rouge is so kind to tell to wolf a road to grandmother?

Why my Nanny is so sweetheart?

The code of the Key to Immortality

These little angels are telling to us:

We live in our children.

And children are fruits of Love.

Thank you for sharing this happy moment with me. We are kinder and wiser now than we were a second ago. Our faces are smiling and lighter, because of the happy knowledge about the code.

Happy Monday!

Jewellery Box

Published on November 14, 2013 by Glorialana25 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for my jewellery box I keep my treasures in. Every girl genetically loves her jewellery box. You know why? Because every jewellery box you have ever seen keeps a secret always involving a heart of owner. Her romantic heart and the finer things of life the jewellery box contains…

Let’s open the heavy door of the Chateau de Josselin, Brittany, France.

As a cunning fox, as my curious daughter wants to see inside my jewellery box, we try to open the lid of the beautiful jewellery box we have found on the table. What is the secret inside? “Ni vous sans moi, ni moi sans vous” (“Neither you without me, neither I without you”) my cheeks are red a little because of touching a love story. Oh la,la, the French love love.

The history of France says L’Amour (Love) is the Ruler and Le Plaisir (Pleasure) is the Constitution. This architectural Masterpiece proves the statement. Everybody around this castle was in love. Do you feel it?

There are a soft fire of the rubies, there are the brilliant purple of the amethysts, and the sea green of the emeralds – all shining together in incredible union. We are mesmerised by treasures of the jewellery box and we can just imagine a love moments its keep inside.

The best way to see a love moments you try to imagine seeing inside of the jewellery box is to take your soulmate by hand and go to eat an ice cream in a cafe you have met then under an umbrella kiss each other as at the first time. It was raining, do you remember?

The hand written notes we have found should be kept in every jewellery box on our planet. “Neither you without me, neither I without you”,please, write her a note. Her heart and jewellery box will keep it forever with the secret of your happiness. The Ruler is Love, by the way. The French know it for sure. So do we now.

Thank you for sharing with me this romantic and full of love moment.

Mrs. Novembra

Published on November 1, 2013November 1, 2013 by Glorialana12 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for November. I celebrate today, November’s first day! As for me it is strange that usually the month is connected with melancholy and depression. Today I have met a wonderful personage to broke the stereotype. Meet, Mrs. Novembra (in original “Mrs. Giffilan” by James Reeves).

When Mrs. Novembra
Is troubled with troubles,
She flies to the kitchen
And sits blowing bubbles.

When Mrs. Novembra
Is worried by money,
When her feet are like lead
And her head’s feeling funny,
When there’s too much to do,
And the chimney is smoking,
And everything’s awkward
And wrong and provoking,
When the washing won’t dry
For the rain’s never ending,
When cupboards need cleaning
And stockings want mending,
When the neighbours complain
Of the noise of the cat,
And she ought to be looking
For this and for that,
And never a line comes
From her married daughter –
Then off to the kitchen
With soap and warm water
Goes Mrs. Novembra
And all of her troubles;
And she puffs them away
In a great cloud of bubbles.

In joyful abandon
She puffs them and blows them,
And all round about her
In rapture she throws them;
When round, clear and shiny
They hang in the air,
Away like a shadow
Cotes worry and care.

You see this story in the animation with music by great Bach. It definitely worths of 3 minutes of your life because the recipe of happiness in November is here. Thank you for your being in my life. Happy November!

Green Door

Published on October 30, 2013 by Glorialana20 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You very much for the Green Door we enter in the moment of our first breath.

“So welcome to the lighthouse

which is your body you’ll live your life”,

I am catching this thought from somebody above.

I still remember that

I was an angel with light wings

And the skies I was flying freely in…

My feelings are uncomfortable now.

What’s the surprise, it is so narrow!

How am I going to live here?

Bright smiles of well known eyes

Help to understand: I am a human,

A girl, a daughter.

I am a Lighthouse – a house of the Light!

My story is going to be happy…

The photo I took in Binic, France. We all are lucky to enter in the Green Door. So we have to remember we are a lighthouses for each other. “A lighthouse is not interested in who gets its light! It just gives it without thinking! Giving light is its nature!” I try to follow by these words of Mehmet Murat iLdan to give you Light as bright as I can produce. Thank you for your Light I am enjoying and floating in now.

Philosophers Talk

Published on October 28, 2013November 1, 2013 by Glorialana17 Comments

Hello God!

Thank You for ability to restore our bodies with nature’s help. It seems we are going to be free from antibiotics in this season. Eucalyptus and mint herbs have done a really good job. My child is almost healthy and my mood is uplifting. So it is time to start a new week with pleasure to happily think. Today I am walking with three philosophers and listening their talking.

You see them on the painting “The Three Philosophers” by Italian High Renaissance artist Giorgione.

The Wine is old man, the Cheese is in middle age and the Apricot is young boy. The three men are talking about perennial question of philosophy: What is Truth?

The old Wine philosopher is singing: I live so long and know this life, la,la,laaaa, the truth is in Soul. “Whatever satisfies the soul is truth.” (Walt Whitman)

The middle Cheese philosopher thinks: the truth is in Mind. “Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.” (Joseph Addison)

The young Apricot dreamingly whispers: the truth is in Heart. ““To a young heart everything is fun.” (Charles Dickens)

You see the Wine, the Cheese and the Apricot are right. My photo etude visualises their talking. I am not a photographer, sorry for quality, the photo is just for idea.

Soul, Mind and Heart are keeping Truth of life but together in Great Harmony of Universe.

Thank you for enjoying this moment with me. Have a happy and philosophical week! Philosophy is a honey nectar for Soul, Mind and Heart.

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